07.24.05 The Moron behind us
We live in a nice community in NY State, about 50 miles north of NYC. It's relatively quite, except for an occasional barking dog, or songbirds that wake me up sometimes instead of the buzzing of my alarm clock. The house behind us had abeen a rental for about a year, and the renters had 5 (yes 5) Mastiffs that they were doing something with, what it was, I didn't know. the dogs barked but they seemed to try to take resonable care of them. Well, those people left and the man who owned the house, his son moved in. 
The first thing he did was to block up a 'cut through' that all of the neigborhood kids used for many years. This moron just hammered up two pieces of fencing that he had with no concern what-so-ever for how it looked to us, and he also nailed it to his neighbors fence without his permission. I went out and noticed that he had about 2 inches of 'screw' hanging through the fence and was a danger to our kids, so I went out there and broke them off with a hammer. He yells to me 'what are ya doin?'. I said 'I'm taking these screws off of my side of the fence'. (thought bubble - you fucking moronic asshole) Then this asshole (he's been upgraded from moron to asshole) also has 2 big friggin dogs that bark all of the time. They had escaped on a few occations when I was not home and were wandering the area. I wound up nailing wood at the bottom of his stupid fence to keep his dopey dogs out of my yard. He has since constructed a very small cage, 8x8, that he keeps his dogs in all day while he is out being a rocket scientist or whatever. So now the dogs bark even more. Then, the other night, he comes home and starts to take a hose to his dogs telling them to shut up. I wanted so bad to take the hose and stick it up his dopey, moronic asshole and give it 'full throttle'. This morning, while having our peaceful cup of coffee on our patio, the moron starts up his chainsaw at 9 a.m. sharp, and proceeds to cut something with it.
Ah...the peace and quiet of country living....
The first thing he did was to block up a 'cut through' that all of the neigborhood kids used for many years. This moron just hammered up two pieces of fencing that he had with no concern what-so-ever for how it looked to us, and he also nailed it to his neighbors fence without his permission. I went out and noticed that he had about 2 inches of 'screw' hanging through the fence and was a danger to our kids, so I went out there and broke them off with a hammer. He yells to me 'what are ya doin?'. I said 'I'm taking these screws off of my side of the fence'. (thought bubble - you fucking moronic asshole) Then this asshole (he's been upgraded from moron to asshole) also has 2 big friggin dogs that bark all of the time. They had escaped on a few occations when I was not home and were wandering the area. I wound up nailing wood at the bottom of his stupid fence to keep his dopey dogs out of my yard. He has since constructed a very small cage, 8x8, that he keeps his dogs in all day while he is out being a rocket scientist or whatever. So now the dogs bark even more. Then, the other night, he comes home and starts to take a hose to his dogs telling them to shut up. I wanted so bad to take the hose and stick it up his dopey, moronic asshole and give it 'full throttle'. This morning, while having our peaceful cup of coffee on our patio, the moron starts up his chainsaw at 9 a.m. sharp, and proceeds to cut something with it.Ah...the peace and quiet of country living....
4 Comments:
So he's a bad neighbor AND he's mean to animals?? He's getting a letter in my upcoming book!
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Chloe, At
July 24, 2005 12:24 PM
I like the image of the hose up the ass, full throttle.
Except for the crazy dog lady down the street, we've always had fairly decent luck with our neighbors. This guy sounds like a real jerk, though.
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fugusashi, At
July 24, 2005 1:59 PM
Send him a nice anonymous letter saying that if he doesn't knock off his antics, there will be a letter sent to both codes enforcement and the ASPCA...you have much restraint, I would have called already.
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Wendy, At
July 25, 2005 4:22 PM
Wendy, I've come very close to writing him a letter. I've also entertained the thought of getting a silent dog whistle and blowing it when his dogs are in his house and I am up to go to the bathroom at 3 am. Sometimes, I'll be sitting on our deck and I'll scream over to his dogs to "SHUT UP" and they do, for a while. My other neighbors are okay.
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:phil:, At
July 27, 2005 8:08 AM
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