paul, once I got in an accident at work where I had to get stitches in a circle on my entire right eye socket. (It's a long, embarrassing story) It looked pretty nasty but I felt fine and that night I went to a baseball game - I bought the tickets weeks earlier - and I got a lot of stares. I just told my friends "You should've seen the OTHER guy!" Yeah, it's the old standby, but it still gets laughs. And one or two will believe it.
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Sometimes these things just work themselves out :)
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Toni, At
August 28, 2005 2:06 PM
You're right Toni, sort of Yin-Yang. I really liked the blue paint chips on his head part
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:phil:, At
August 28, 2005 2:42 PM
Actually the railing declined to press charges as it had already pressed his head...
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Squid Vicious, At
August 28, 2005 5:18 PM
Bet he had some hangover!
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PBS, At
August 28, 2005 6:33 PM
Squid, that's funny...pressed his head. Yes, I'm sure it left quite an impression.
PBS, I only wish they had a photo
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:phil:, At
August 28, 2005 8:29 PM
I wonder how he will tell his friends it went down...
"Yea dude it took 3 bouncers to kick my ass. 2 held me down while the 3rd clocked me with a steel pole".
"Oh you mean you read about it in the paper, oh". "Well they got all wrong dude". "Yea thats the ticket"....
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Paul (rock star wanna be), At
August 28, 2005 9:35 PM
People just keep getting dumber, don't they?!
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Chloe, At
August 29, 2005 3:34 PM
I had that journalist in class once . . .
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SquirrleyMojo, At
August 29, 2005 6:24 PM
paul, once I got in an accident at work where I had to get stitches in a circle on my entire right eye socket. (It's a long, embarrassing story) It looked pretty nasty but I felt fine and that night I went to a baseball game - I bought the tickets weeks earlier - and I got a lot of stares.
I just told my friends "You should've seen the OTHER guy!"
Yeah, it's the old standby, but it still gets laughs. And one or two will believe it.
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t, At
August 29, 2005 6:57 PM
He "cracked his head off"?
Haha. I bet that hurt. I wonder how many stitches it took to sew it back on.
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fugusashi, At
August 29, 2005 10:24 PM
He was obviously a 'crack head'
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:phil:, At
August 29, 2005 10:34 PM
Phil, are you trying to hypnotize us with your profile photo?
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fugusashi, At
August 29, 2005 10:35 PM
yes, Paula, look into my eyes, look deeper, deeper, deeper, ouch! Now, when I snap my fingers, you'll flap your arms and try to fly ~~
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:phil:, At
August 29, 2005 10:44 PM
Now Look into my eyes....
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:phil:, At
August 29, 2005 10:53 PM
ROFL...Phil, you live near Newburgh? I'm 25 min. away!
Small world...
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crazysilver, At
September 05, 2005 9:00 AM
Crazy- Yes it is, I'm close to Woodbury Commons, 10 minutes away.
Small world, big internet
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:phil:, At
September 05, 2005 9:09 AM
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