09.14.05 Funny Kid Stories
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
Labels: Joke
11 Comments:
I know you're sick of me saying "hahahaha" but that's what I do when I come here.
Have you told your wife the cooking joke? Hahahah...
By
fugusashi, At
September 14, 2005 7:38 AM
Not yet, I may have to eat my words. She's been threatening me with her making 'healthy dishes' for me. I'm a goner....
I never get tired of making people laugh.
By
:phil:, At
September 14, 2005 7:43 AM
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
In that case my son needs to say his prayers. :-)
By
kat, At
September 14, 2005 8:18 AM
Very funny, but I wanna know..Does your mom have a mustache?
By
Lillee, At
September 14, 2005 12:43 PM
awesome!
By
Monica, At
September 14, 2005 1:22 PM
Kids are the best.
By
Chloe, At
September 14, 2005 3:14 PM
I am soooo the teacher in the last joke!
By
SquirrleyMojo, At
September 14, 2005 5:32 PM
I love these. "Maria". Of course!!
By
Monkey, At
September 14, 2005 6:42 PM
Ha ha, all very funny but the last one is my favorite!
By
PBS, At
September 14, 2005 6:55 PM
Walking through the dead centre of the town (cemetary - Victoria, aged 3, "Mummy, is this where the dead people live?"
This isn't a kiddie one and you probably won't understand if I say it's a Tommy Cooper joke but:
"Two women walked into a building - you'd have thought they'd have noticed it!"
Ok, I'm done!
By
Pelicanhellican, At
September 14, 2005 8:18 PM
Kids are so brilliant. It's a shame we lose the ability to think as we age.
By
Toni, At
September 14, 2005 10:09 PM
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