SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR I agree with George.
HANS BLIX We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
DR SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road,but why it crossed I've not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
TRICIA Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX It was an historic inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your chequebook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON What is your definition of chicken?
THE BIBLE And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.
11 Comments:
to see his friend Gregory Peck !
By
:phil:, At
September 14, 2005 9:24 PM
LOL!
But why did the duck cross the road?
To prove it wasnt chicken!
LOL!
(im the only one who finds tht funny)
By
trish, At
September 15, 2005 6:47 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road....
SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication.
We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is
either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,but why it crossed I've not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
TRICIA
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in
peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your chequebook - and internet
explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath
the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?
THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU
SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
By
kat, At
September 15, 2005 7:46 AM
I think I just fell in love with Kat.
By
Monica, At
September 15, 2005 8:28 AM
It was good wasn't it (kat's)?
because she wanted to get to the cock on the other side?
By
TRT, At
September 15, 2005 8:38 AM
Haa. Who could beat Kat? That's pretty good.
If a chicken crossed my road, I'd catch him and turn him onto chicken strips.
Ummmmm.....chicken strips.
By
Lillee, At
September 15, 2005 12:34 PM
Depends on the chicken.
Microsoft Chicken (TM):
It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
By
Yoda, At
September 15, 2005 1:36 PM
Kat... that was beautiful, fucking beautiful.
By
Monkey, At
September 15, 2005 1:54 PM
I didn't write them and I don't know who did but no matter how many times I read them, I still laugh.
By
kat, At
September 15, 2005 5:11 PM
Kat, you are the star poster for today. It was very funny, everyone enjoyed them, thanks!
By
:phil:, At
September 15, 2005 5:43 PM
Yeah Kat! *applause..loved the Colonel Sanders & Homer Simpson one most! But you forgot the Jessica Simpson one...
By
trish, At
September 16, 2005 4:50 AM
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