09.20.05 Moral of the Story...
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God Works in Mysterious Ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and Immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever. Don't mess with 'em
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and Immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever. Don't mess with 'em
Labels: Joke

13 Comments:
Teehee...good one...
By
crazysilver, At
September 20, 2005 4:08 PM
BWwahahahahah!!!! I love your jokes.
By
Monica, At
September 20, 2005 4:18 PM
Which is why SS4 keeps a case of wine in her car for such emergencies...oh hell, that's not why, I just like to drink and drive ma own sef.
;)Kidddinnnn...
oh, btw, you left your demon spawn on my blog...
By
Southernspeak4, At
September 20, 2005 4:44 PM
Well said Phil!
By
Chloe, At
September 20, 2005 5:16 PM
I Can Say That Woman Was Clever, Because Now Some Of 'Em R Dumb.
By
Oshkhar, At
September 20, 2005 6:35 PM
Hehhh. Classic. I love it.
By
Lillee, At
September 20, 2005 7:50 PM
Bottle of Wine = Apple in the Garden
Oh wicked, wicked women. ;)
By
Monkey, At
September 20, 2005 8:00 PM
haha. Very true.
By
fugusashi, At
September 20, 2005 9:16 PM
women, we'll snooker you every time...:)
By
Wendy, At
September 21, 2005 2:00 AM
Heh, good one :)
By
Toni, At
September 21, 2005 2:29 AM
"Women are clever. Don't mess with 'em" -
very wise, very wise
By
Justin Kreutzmann, At
September 21, 2005 10:27 PM
LOL... Awesome post!
By
Paul (rock star wanna be), At
September 21, 2005 10:47 PM
:) nice one
By
gris, At
September 26, 2005 4:20 PM
Post a Comment
<< Home