:talking to myself (again):

10.18.2005

10.18.05 From the Good News/Bad News files

First the good news!
I saw that my wife, Dana, using the saucepan set I bought her last year.











Now the bad news.
She was using a saucepan as a hammer.
I wish it was a joke......

posted by :phil: at Tuesday, October 18, 2005

18 Comments:

  • My, isn't she...resourceful?;)

    By Blogger Southernspeak4, At October 18, 2005 7:08 AM  

  • Don't tell anyone, but I once used one of her roasts as a sledgehammer so I guess we're even. She makes a damn good 'Chicken in a Casket' I mean 'Basket'.

    I think it's obvious that I will NEVER show this Blog to Dana...

    By Blogger :phil:, At October 18, 2005 7:24 AM  

  • Did she use the saucepan to beat up that neighbor? ;-)

    By Blogger Dakota, At October 18, 2005 8:50 AM  

  • That's an idea... She could also prepare a meal for him and his dogs and that would take care of everyone....

    She's really not that bad...Cooking is more about attitude I believe

    By Blogger :phil:, At October 18, 2005 8:56 AM  

  • Ahaha! Good one. Clever girl :)

    By Blogger Toni, At October 18, 2005 11:14 AM  

  • look at the bright side, she didn't beat YOU with it?

    By Blogger JLee, At October 18, 2005 11:19 AM  

  • ROFL...why did you ever buy her a sauceoan set????

    By Blogger crazysilver, At October 18, 2005 11:37 AM  

  • My first wife's father once told me, "If you had a lick of sense, you'd run and never look back.", and he was right. Any object could become a weapon. I was attacked with knives, pitchforks, shovels, brooms, rocks, Coke bottles, a pointed stick, and a raspberry. But this was also a woman who screamed for help when she became stuck in a tree while trying to hang herself with a garden hose.

    Her cooking sucked also.

    Z.

    By Blogger gon4good, At October 18, 2005 3:08 PM  

  • I love your wife.

    By Blogger Monica, At October 18, 2005 3:12 PM  

  • But why didnt she just use a shoe like all normal women?

    By Blogger Monica, At October 18, 2005 3:14 PM  

  • I do kid my wife a lot, but when she applies herself, she can cook. It's really not that important to me. I can cook so I do 99% of it. I am lucky I wasn't the nail.

    Zudi, I take it your first wife wasn't much of a gardener either.

    Mo, one time when we were dating, my wife couldn't find her shoes. We searched all over her apartment. As a last ditch attempt to find her shoes, I opened the oven as a lark. Guess what, dinner's ready! True story...
    She was drying them out because they were wet.
    I suppose that was a sign ;-)

    By Blogger :phil:, At October 18, 2005 4:06 PM  

  • A picture of your neighbour with a saucepan stuck on his head would make my day. :-) Send the wife round, Phil.

    By Blogger kat, At October 18, 2005 4:16 PM  

  • oh thank you for this tip... my ex took the hammer.

    By Blogger Sarah, At October 18, 2005 4:49 PM  

  • Whatever works, Phil! Sometimes we just have to use the closest thing at hand.

    By Blogger Chloe, At October 18, 2005 5:33 PM  

  • Very resourceful indeed! Economize I say. Sauce pan and hammer. Shoe and fly swatter. Stack of books = sidetable

    You get the idea.

    By Blogger Monkey, At October 18, 2005 6:53 PM  

  • Hey Phil,

    You got to hate it when they don't know the differance between a hammer and a pan. Thanks for listening to my song. I guess a pan will work if a hammer is not available though. Creative thinking? Seems to me Dana has a get er done kinda attitude.
    Yea, I knew Papa John Creech pretty well and his wife Gretchen. They were good people. Papa wore a hat of mine around and played my music for years. Met them in Colorado.
    35 years? You should be giving Pete Townshend a run for his money by now. Pete is performing tonight at the Bedford Arms in England you know? Him and Rachel have a concert tonight. I am sure one of them blog me tomorrow to let me know how things went.
    Stained glass is a great medium don't you agree? And silk screen is just as rewarding. Nice blogging with you. It is late and I have an early morning looking at me. Peace.

    By Blogger Kid Ric, At October 18, 2005 9:29 PM  

  • At least she wasn't using your LEVEL as a hammer.

    By Blogger Squid Vicious, At October 20, 2005 3:33 AM  

  • I think Dana might be hitting the wacky weed Phil.

    You guys are such party animals.

    By Blogger fugusashi, At October 20, 2005 12:44 PM  

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