10.22.05 - Seinfeld

There have been a lot of quizzes going around lately and they are pretty interesting and fun. There is one for "Which Seinfeld Character Are You?" which I took and I am Jerry. Yet, I can relate to all of the characters and I do watch too much of it so I see everything in my life as a Seinfeld reference. Take Thursday night as an example. I was taking the crosstown bus around what was apparently rush-hour, and the bus was packed like a can of sardines. It was also not moving. I saw cars on either side of me moving. All I could think of was the episode where Elaine was on the subway, going to a lesbian wedding where she was the 'Best Man' (a woman raised her eyebrows when Elaine told her that she was going to that wedding, Elaine repiled 'I'm not a lesbian, but I hate men') and the subway was stopped. She was having these out loud thoughts about how claustrophobic she was getting and thinking WHY WON'T THIS THING MOVE!!! I'M GOING TO DIE IN HERE. I could relate to her plight.
And just last night, Dana's sister wanted to have her son, who is 10 and already is entering puberty-scary, stay over for two nights this weekend. He's not a bad kid (not real bad) but he is a rather pain in the ass and he doesn't really get a long with our older son. In fact, Dylan hates him because the cousin, being twice Dylans' size, always picked on him and bite him once among other things. So Dana told her sister we were doing something. She didn't say what and really didn't have a story ready incase we are asked just what we were doing. Enter the 'Pinch Weasle' - George. I, with my Costanza qualities, just came up with 'we were going to go to MY sister's, but I didn't feel well. It came too easily to me, it's frightening. I have too many George quailities at times I think...check out the URL of this Blog