I'M ONLY MADE OF PARTS

Oil Man:
When an old man’s droolin’ spittle
And loose around the middle,
And with a worn out heart.
It’s because they keep exhumin’,
To the point that I’m inhuman,
And I’m only made of parts.
On a bender, I go mental,
I’m less than continental,
Disregarding life and art,
I defend the broken arrows,
As a boy I shot at sparrows,
Now I’m only made of parts.
For a fee, I’d drain the sea,
To pump the oil below…
Dubithy: Wherefore art thou, Conoco?
Oil Man: An oily teat… light and sweet!
Just to stop the drills transocean,
heresy, commotion,
I think I’d fall apart.
I say bung, I’m the skipper,
Are you shocked, a double dipper?
For a war I’ve got to start!

11 Comments:
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christophermarks3920, At
January 26, 2006 4:02 PM
Chris, I read your Blog and I found it to be quite interesting and awesome too. I happen to have and extra $0.10 just lying around. I think I'll buy some pennystocks that you have.
I'll take 10 gumballs please.
-yours in debt, Phil
It's always about your blog, isn't it...
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:phil:, At
January 26, 2006 10:53 PM
you you you. what about me, my thoughts, my wants, my needs, my desires?
my bestfriend ryan works in conocophillips. him & his are always well-lubricated.
split a gumball?
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boo, At
January 27, 2006 3:17 AM
Now there's an interesting song/poem!
By
PBS, At
January 27, 2006 7:38 AM
Did you write that?
That's awesome!
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fugusashi, At
January 27, 2006 2:25 PM
I should have put a disclaimer on this. It's from this site. It's very funny, it's week's worth of posts at least.
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:phil:, At
January 27, 2006 2:30 PM
Fascinating! I should use this in a discussion of the construction of masculinity! I had forgotten what a genius you are.
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SquirrleyMojo, At
January 27, 2006 3:30 PM
Isn't the director's cut of The Wizard of Oz great? I'm so glad they found the missing footage. This is the version where they storm the castle, kill the witch, and then can't locate the supposed "broomstick."
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mr. schprock, At
January 27, 2006 3:48 PM
You're writing poetry to me. How sweet.
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Three Score and Ten or more, At
January 27, 2006 9:08 PM
Hi Phil....thats just silly...LMFAO!
lalalaaa
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Ceri, At
January 27, 2006 10:41 PM
Cool. And based on the news today that Exxon reported the largest quarterly profit by in corporation in the history of Wall Street, it looks like we all gave something to the tin man. Is it just me or could gasoline prices be a cent or so too high?
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gon4good, At
January 30, 2006 10:04 AM
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