They All Had Keys to the Strawberries...

A friend of mine passed this email on to me that came from a Senior Vice President of a MAJOR (I mean MAJOR) communications company. Has anyone seen the Caine Mutiny?

"Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers... "

From: Smith, Jim
Sent: Friday, January 06, 2006 8:01 AM
To: *IT Infrastructure Jims Group
Subject: Men's Bath room

There will be hourly checks of the men's bathroom. It is currently clean. Our goal for this year is to CATCH the person(s) the is using our toilets improperly!!!!!!

Also, please pick up your paper towels if you miss the basket. It's not acceptable to leave it on the floor.

Jim

BTW there is security camera pointing down that hallway. I intend to use it.