Carnation Milk is Best of All...
A little old lady from Newfoundland had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all."
She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms...I can do this! She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house...a man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not be able to use it.
She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms...I can do this! She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house...a man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not be able to use it.

9 Comments:
HAHHAAH....too funny.
By
JLee, At
February 10, 2006 4:22 PM
sounds like something my grandma would write. Man, I gotta dig up some of her poems and stuff.
By
JLee, At
February 10, 2006 5:52 PM
Funny story. :-)
By
kat, At
February 10, 2006 7:47 PM
its great. i can't fathom why they won't use it.
By
boo, At
February 10, 2006 10:33 PM
That's a great ad! Too bad they can't use it.
By
PBS, At
February 10, 2006 11:12 PM
Hahah. Sometimes you just can't say what is really true. Even $1000 back then was huge!
By
StringMan, At
February 11, 2006 10:00 AM
Lol! :) It's a shame they didn't use it.
By
Dakota, At
February 11, 2006 11:09 AM
Carnation Milk is best of all
Makes me strong, makes me tall
Arterial plaque will form like goo
My veins will clog till I turn blue
Okay, where's my 5,000 bucks?
By
mr. schprock, At
February 11, 2006 1:09 PM
Pay to the order of:
mr. schprock
$5000
well done my friend
By
:phil:, At
February 11, 2006 2:57 PM
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