Wee-Wee Follow up
Back in January on this year, I posted an email from a friend that an actual Senior Vice President of a MAJOR (I mean MAJOR) communications company sent out to his team (previous story).
Here is an update :
From: Smith, Jim
Sent: Friday, May 02, 2006 8:47 AM
To: *IT Infrastructure Jims Group
Subject: Guess What
Last week, I thought perhaps we had children on the floor—meaning under 10 years old—that the toilet seats could have been their fault. I did a DISSERVICE to them. To those under 10 years old, I apologize. Yesterday between 8am-12pm, an adult(s) at least by age with NO RESPECT for the rest of us, could not lift up the toilet seat.
Now I’m getting angry. Not just at the offender(s) but at all of you that are remaining silent!!!!
Do not complain to me if you are unwilling to stand up for yourselves.
Jim
Followed by:
From: Smith, Jim
Sent: Friday, May 02, 2006 3:11 PM
To: *IT Infrastructure Jims Group
Subject: Guess What
The following people were not in our offices yesterday during time in question:
Will K., Danny L, Chanh, Dmitry, Andrew G, John C, Chris L, Kelvin, Tony L, Vincent, Greg R., Charlie A., Bob R., Wilton H., Dave C., Enzo.
I’m excluding myself and some others that I know stand in public view.
My list is narrowing.
Jim
...as Rome burns...
Here is an update :
From: Smith, Jim
Sent: Friday, May 02, 2006 8:47 AM
To: *IT Infrastructure Jims Group
Subject: Guess What
Last week, I thought perhaps we had children on the floor—meaning under 10 years old—that the toilet seats could have been their fault. I did a DISSERVICE to them. To those under 10 years old, I apologize. Yesterday between 8am-12pm, an adult(s) at least by age with NO RESPECT for the rest of us, could not lift up the toilet seat.
Now I’m getting angry. Not just at the offender(s) but at all of you that are remaining silent!!!!
Do not complain to me if you are unwilling to stand up for yourselves.
Jim
Followed by:
From: Smith, Jim
Sent: Friday, May 02, 2006 3:11 PM
To: *IT Infrastructure Jims Group
Subject: Guess What
The following people were not in our offices yesterday during time in question:
Will K., Danny L, Chanh, Dmitry, Andrew G, John C, Chris L, Kelvin, Tony L, Vincent, Greg R., Charlie A., Bob R., Wilton H., Dave C., Enzo.
I’m excluding myself and some others that I know stand in public view.
My list is narrowing.
Jim
...as Rome burns...

11 Comments:
WHAT?? you've got to be kidding me!
By
JLee, At
May 03, 2006 10:16 AM
Video surveillance can't be far away. I hope it turns out to be a lesbian doing the stnad up thang.
By
gon4good, At
May 03, 2006 10:48 AM
stand...geesh
By
gon4good, At
May 03, 2006 10:48 AM
You men will have to start going to the can in pairs so you'll have a witness/alibi :)
By
Kayla, At
May 03, 2006 12:58 PM
Phil, this guy has a problem. I think you mentioned before that it made you think of Captain Queeg(sp) from the "Caine Mutiny". I agree.
By
fugusashi, At
May 03, 2006 1:43 PM
woot!
By
boo, At
May 04, 2006 6:33 AM
I'm still laughing at the post title "wee wee follow up"
By
JLee, At
May 04, 2006 10:41 AM
It really is amazing that this guy is in a position that he is in.
By
:phil:, At
May 04, 2006 11:10 AM
This reminds me Captain Queeg's "strawberries speech" in The Caine Mutiny.
By
mr. schprock, At
May 09, 2006 8:55 PM
Whoops, I just read the other comments, Guess I'm not alone!
By
mr. schprock, At
May 09, 2006 8:56 PM
This guy is insane! Thanks for the comment on my blog..I think yours is really entertaining..Im going to poke around a while.. :)
By
Anne, At
May 10, 2006 7:18 PM
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