Happy Anniversary to Me
Right around now is my 1 year anniversary of blogging. I've written about 337 posts. That's a little less than one a day. I never thought that I would enjoy this as much as I do or have as much to say. I have the other blog too and many posts on that so I don't know what the grand total is. My first friend I met was Paula, I won't say I have favorites but I'm very lucky to know her. I've seen her blossom into an amazing photographer. But this post is about me, not her ;-)
I don't have anything special to post today. Oh, I could go on a rant about driving. I did my weekly trek into NYC this morning. It never ceases to amaze me that so many people can not grasp the concept of merging. It really goes back to being 5 years old. It's all about taking turns. Think about shuffling a deck a cards. The cards fall into place one after the other. Or it's like walking, left foot-right foot, left foot-right foot, left foot-right foot. But if I remember being 5, not everyone want to share or take turns nor do they know how to walk. Another thing is the sleaze. There could be a long line of cars waiting to exit from a highway and some a-hole feels that they are more important than everyone else so they go to the front of the line and sleaze in. If I had a gun I would shoot them no doubt. Every once in a while I have the privledge of seeing a cop waiting for this to happen and they pull the a-holes over. Another thing is the "I have to drive real fast and fit into the space that is just as big as my car is so I can mess with you because I am so important I need to be .005 seconds in front of you" and the equally popular "I have to be right up your ass because I can't get in front of you to fit into the space that is just as big as my car is so I can mess with you because I am so important I need to be .005 seconds in front of you" . When someone is tailgating me, if I am eating an apple or something I'll throw a piece of it out my window so it hopefully lands on their important car. My final gripe is the nonwave. I guess I really am an idiot but I feel that if some poor person is trying to merge into traffic or make a turn and no one is letting them do it, when I let them do it I expect the wave or some sort of recognition of my good deed. Isn't that what good deeds are all about? Having the person say what a good good-deed-doer you are. If they don't say it, what's the point of being nice?
What gets your goat when you are driving?
Oh, one time everyone was driving on the wrong side of the road. That really pissed me off until I realized I was in Ireland. Too much Guinness
PS - most of this is tongue in cheek, but not all of it is...
I don't have anything special to post today. Oh, I could go on a rant about driving. I did my weekly trek into NYC this morning. It never ceases to amaze me that so many people can not grasp the concept of merging. It really goes back to being 5 years old. It's all about taking turns. Think about shuffling a deck a cards. The cards fall into place one after the other. Or it's like walking, left foot-right foot, left foot-right foot, left foot-right foot. But if I remember being 5, not everyone want to share or take turns nor do they know how to walk. Another thing is the sleaze. There could be a long line of cars waiting to exit from a highway and some a-hole feels that they are more important than everyone else so they go to the front of the line and sleaze in. If I had a gun I would shoot them no doubt. Every once in a while I have the privledge of seeing a cop waiting for this to happen and they pull the a-holes over. Another thing is the "I have to drive real fast and fit into the space that is just as big as my car is so I can mess with you because I am so important I need to be .005 seconds in front of you" and the equally popular "I have to be right up your ass because I can't get in front of you to fit into the space that is just as big as my car is so I can mess with you because I am so important I need to be .005 seconds in front of you" . When someone is tailgating me, if I am eating an apple or something I'll throw a piece of it out my window so it hopefully lands on their important car. My final gripe is the nonwave. I guess I really am an idiot but I feel that if some poor person is trying to merge into traffic or make a turn and no one is letting them do it, when I let them do it I expect the wave or some sort of recognition of my good deed. Isn't that what good deeds are all about? Having the person say what a good good-deed-doer you are. If they don't say it, what's the point of being nice?
What gets your goat when you are driving?
Oh, one time everyone was driving on the wrong side of the road. That really pissed me off until I realized I was in Ireland. Too much Guinness
PS - most of this is tongue in cheek, but not all of it is...

16 Comments:
Happy Anniversary!!!
I have enjoyed your blog immensely!
I really hate when someone does not thank me, grrrr...... Now if someone does not thank me my kids will say WELL THANK YOUUUUUUU!!! Because that is what I say. I little wave is nothing.
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cherish, At
June 12, 2006 8:54 AM
people seem to drive like they are in their private living room.... like no one exists beyond the way too dark tinted windows.
I love your humor.....Phil you could do stand up comedy.....MERGGGGGGGE on in - - - SLEEEEEEEAZE on by!
-BLAT!
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NINANINA, At
June 12, 2006 10:11 AM
Happy Anniversary P! as far as the driving stuff...I FEEL YOUR PAIN!!! Every time I drive, I feel as if the world is that much closer to ending.
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JLee, At
June 12, 2006 3:21 PM
A big happy birthday to your blog.
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kat, At
June 12, 2006 4:05 PM
I don't drive. LOL Happy Anniversary!
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Rose, At
June 12, 2006 4:11 PM
People that tick me off are people who don't understand the meaning of "yield". It doesn't mean close your eyes tightly, hit the gas pedal and hope for the best. It means stop if you have to to yeild right of way to the car that has right of way, which isn't you, asshole.
Thank you for that opportunity to rant Phil.
Your my favorite blog friend, even though I no longer have a blog.
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fugusashi, At
June 12, 2006 8:26 PM
How could I forget the yield. You may not have a blog but you still have a friend :-)
This blog isn't called "This Space For Rant" for nothing.
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:phil:, At
June 12, 2006 8:33 PM
Congrats on one year! ;)
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Lori, At
June 12, 2006 9:04 PM
What gets my goat is when a person does something obviously wrong (cutting directly in front of you; not yielding; not waving) and looks you directly in the eye before/while doing it!
As if to say "yeh, that's right..what ya gonna do about it?"
Road Rage anyone?
=0)
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Kayla, At
June 12, 2006 10:49 PM
1st... happy anniversary to you!
2nd... There are several things that piss me off while driving (I do have road rage, ya know, hence the old blog title). I absolutely LOVE it when elderly drivers cut me off, pull out in front of me, almost hit me, etc and when you honk at them, they throw their arms in the air and look at you like "What did I do?!" Stupid. And as far as tailgating goes... I have no fear. I simply brake check the bastards.
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Sarah, At
June 13, 2006 7:31 AM
Happy Anniversary!!!
{{Phil}}
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Dakota, At
June 13, 2006 8:34 AM
Happy Anniversary!! I don't know when mine is, gonna have to look it up.
My pet peeves about driving...hmmmm, people who pass me, pull into my lane immediately after and put on their brakes to make a turn. Probably hoping I'll hit them, but nope. I usually laugh it off, never had road rage.
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kathi, At
June 13, 2006 5:45 PM
congratulations {{Phillie}} nothing gets me about driving. i usually try to run down as many people as possible, whether they are in a car or not regardless. kinda like a video game.
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boo, At
June 13, 2006 10:20 PM
As Dave Barry put it in a earlier post
"12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe we are above average drivers."
Nina, good point. They are in their own little world.
Rose, no driving???
Thanks all for your feedback
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:phil:, At
June 14, 2006 7:02 AM
Happy Anniversary Phil!
I've only just started reading your blog, over the past few weeks, but it's cool and makes me laugh...
Discourteous driving makes me go GRRR!
E.G. People not indicating... Grrr
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DoGGa, At
June 15, 2006 4:05 AM
Nope, I don't drive.
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Rose, At
June 15, 2006 11:39 AM
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