:talking to myself (again):

8.10.2006

Subject: Your health, owl monkey

I got this spam today. It's too funny. I love the subject line

Date: Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:45:40 -0540
From: "Sylvia Field" <
SylviaField@mail.ru>
To:
philip@xxxx.com
Subject: Your health, owl monkey

Worried about the loss of erectoin? EVEN if you have no erectoin problems SOFT CIAVLIS would help you to bring back some romantic moments that u lost in past.

The greatest thing about SOFT CIAELIS is the security that you are on "automatic pilot", relaxed, carefree, with no worries about a sudden loss of erectle powers, no matter what kind of interruptions (kids knocking at door, dog barking, ill-fitting condoms) may be thrown your way.

Just disolve half a pill under your tongue and get ready for action in 15 minutes.

SOFT CIAKLIS! It makes your lovemaking incredible!

VISIT US TODAY, AND GET OUR SPECIAL 70% DISCJOUNT OFER!
Instant shipping worldwide. Absolutely CONFIDENTIAL and SECURE purchase.

12 Comments:

  • Oh dear..
    These spammers need to learn how to spell.
    I know for me, a dog barking really ruins the mood ;-)
    hahaha
    Right..

    By Blogger Kayla, At August 10, 2006 11:30 AM  

  • owl monkey???

    By Blogger Rev. Smokin Steve, At August 10, 2006 12:27 PM  

  • Well at least it is spam from Russia ……..with love ;)

    By Blogger Dakota, At August 10, 2006 1:53 PM  

  • why is the word SOFT in the title of something to give you an erection??

    By Blogger JLee, At August 10, 2006 6:00 PM  

  • ...and furthermore, I would hate for my husband to be on "autopilot" during lovemaking!

    By Blogger JLee, At August 10, 2006 6:01 PM  

  • Kayla: I can't tell you how many times the neighbors dog has ruined our nights. Especially if he fetches a bone(er).

    Steve: the owl monkey got me too. I've heard it called many things but never that.

    Dakota: I didn't pick that up at first but now I see the .ru address. I could only imagine how ill fitting their condoms must be. From Russia with Love, I like that :-)

    JLee: It could be worse, the copilot could be taking over. I would think hard candy type pills would be better or Gummie Bears.

    The only kids knocking on the door are our own. I guess Halloween could be troublesome too.
    Thank God for SPAM :-)

    By Blogger :phil:, At August 10, 2006 9:56 PM  

  • ive received one two many of these types of spam - but THIS one offers a special 70% discount!!

    By Blogger LindzyPinzy, At August 11, 2006 5:16 PM  

  • Did you order?? chuckles and winks!! JUST KIDDING!!

    By Blogger cherish, At August 11, 2006 7:46 PM  

  • I get spam like that all the time at work.
    I just love how inventive some of the subject titles are though to get through the spam filters!
    LOL, you've got a crackin' one there though Phil! :]

    By Blogger DoGGa, At August 12, 2006 4:14 PM  

  • Just thanking the gods I don't have any erectoin problems. :)

    By Blogger Spider Girl, At August 12, 2006 4:52 PM  

  • I get these all the time and only wish I had a penis cause I'd eat the damn pills like candy and walk around like a dog in heat. I just had to stop by. I like anybody that agrees with me and most certainly anybody in publishing, as I'm a writer. So, what's you're address so I can send you a bottle of your favorite wine? Kidding but I see you're NY and that makes you my homie. Take care and have a great weekend!

    By Blogger Babsbitchin, At August 12, 2006 4:58 PM  

  • Gosh...you get a "70% DISCJOUNT"!

    I'm not sure what that is but I WANT ONE!!

    (Thanks for visiting me AND spider girl who is my very dear friend...I've got you bookmarked. Nothin' but trouble!)

    By Blogger Tai, At August 12, 2006 10:22 PM  

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