"My Bail is $485"
I got this from Nina, I won't say what her's was but I think she needs to take out a second mortgage...
"My Bail is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Done acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on your MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to a stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Hit on some one while at work-- $15
Ever been drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk/HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk/HIGH-- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk & HIGH, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
O. K , now tally up your answers, then, say "my bail is
"My Bail is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Done acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on your MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to a stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Hit on some one while at work-- $15
Ever been drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk/HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk/HIGH-- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk & HIGH, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
O. K , now tally up your answers, then, say "my bail is

10 Comments:
I will do this later. It might take me a while to add it up! ha
By
JLee, At
March 01, 2008 6:46 PM
Hi Phil,
Did you rename or eliminate your other blog? I need to re-do my link to you if so...
Have a great Sunday..
Paul
By
That old dude Paul, At
March 02, 2008 10:16 AM
Hiya again,
I got your new link posted. Thanks for the new url.
By
That old dude Paul, At
March 02, 2008 9:32 PM
Am I the only one brave enough to answer? LOL JLee can go first. I might be too innocent to answer (blushing here).
Hiya Phil! Hope all is well. Do you still have your other blog? I can't find it in my old blogs list.
XX
By
BallerinaGurl, At
March 05, 2008 10:37 PM
I have a feeling I'm going to have to bail you ladies out ;-)
BG, I do have it, put I haven't posted much lately. Things haven't changed much either, I'm still fighting the fight. I'm set for another operation in two months or so
By
:phil:, At
March 06, 2008 7:32 AM
oh YES I am a bad girl... it really added up!
By
NINANINA, At
March 09, 2008 3:23 PM
Okay..I finally had the courage to tally up
$435
Did you think I was more innocent?
;-)
By
Kayla, At
March 10, 2008 2:03 PM
Kayla, I was getting ready to loan you some cash
;-)
Nina, be thankful you didn't have to pony up for each offense...
By
:phil:, At
March 10, 2008 2:31 PM
Phil,
I just read your comment to BG.
Another operation? At least the docs are really on top of it.
By
Kayla, At
March 10, 2008 2:41 PM
$470!!!
You're slightly naughtier than me Phil :]
By
DogBoy, At
April 17, 2008 4:34 AM
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